One day I was at Burger King with some friends.  One of them brought his 14 year old son. We were sitting there over lunch, minding our own business, eating our hamburgers when a Lay’s potato chip truck drives by.  The 14 year old looks up, and says “Hey guys, let’s knock over that Lay’s potato chip truck.  I get all the barbeque potato chips.”  I looked at him and I said “Ben, if I’m going to do hard time in prison, it’s not going to be for the leftover Sour Cream and Onion.”

I can imagine it now, standing in the chow line with other convicted felons, when one looks over at me and asks, “What are you in for? read more…