Two Kinds of Old Couples

Posted by Roger on August 7th, 2012 with Comments Off

 ROSE BUSHES AND PRICKER BUSHES  I have met a lot of older couples and I’m convinced there are only two kinds of older couples.  I’ve come to the conclusion that they are like two different kinds of plants. There are the pricker bushes.  These are the older couples who have been together for about 50 years and all they do

The Potato Chip Truck Heist

Posted by Roger on January 21st, 2012 with Comments Off

One day I was at Burger King with some friends.  One of them brought his 14 year old son. We were sitting there over lunch, minding our own business, eating our hamburgers when a Lay’s potato chip truck drives by.  The 14 year old looks up, and says “Hey guys, let’s knock over that Lay’s potato chip truck.  I get all the barbeque potato